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• How can you tell the difference between a WASP girl in the grave and a WASP girl in bed?
  The one in the grave is warmer and has her -arms- crossed ......
• Why did God create WASP's? Someone has to buy retail!
  What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers....
• How can you tell a male WASP is sexually excited? -- By the stiff upper lip.
• How can you tell the only WASP in a sauna? He's the one with the Wall Street Journal on his lap.
• Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
  When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
• Q: How can you tell when a JAP has an orgasm? A: She drops her nail file.
• How do you tell someone that they are really ugly? You are so ugly the tide won't go out with you.
• Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing panty hose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
• Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: When he ties up the safe and blows the guard.