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• Aunt Ilse from Oelwein calls to say she hopes everyone in Dallas had fun at the Jackson concerts and to ask if we know of any plans for a Julliard String Quartet Victory Tour.
• Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
  He embezzled the accounts payable ......
• Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed Polish seamstress who couldn't menstruate?
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....