What's next door to the Joan Crawford Day Care Center? The Grace Kelly Driving School.
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a JAP?
Nothing. There are some things even a gorilla won't do....
How do Chinese mothers name their babies? Throw some silverware down the stairs and name them after the noise it makes.
Hear about the Englishman who thought manual labor was the president of Mexico?
Hear about the Alabama Highway Patrol car that hit an African-American so hard he flew thirty feet in the air?
He was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident....
What did one old maid say to the other? "Let's go down to the cucumber patch and do pushups.
What's red and screams? A skinned baby rolling in salt.
What do you call twenty hookers on a table? Whores d'oeuvres.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a mailbox? Bill.
Define "skyjacking." A hand job at 33,000 feet.