- What does Miss Piggy use for a douche?
Hog wash... - Who's the quadriplegic under the car?
Jack... - What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a jockstrap?
One's a dictator and the other's a dicktoter... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed Polish seamstress
who couldn't menstruate... - What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
American pilots break ground and fly into the wind... - What do you call E.T.
with no morals? E.Z... - Hear about the gay judges who tried each
other... - What were the first words Adam said to Eve?
"Stand back!
I don't know how big this thing's gonna get... - Save the whales, eagles, and dolphins...
If you save enough,
you can trade them in for lawn furniture... - What do you get when you sit on a fat person?
Thyroids...
