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With a school bus, all the little pricks are on the... - What does Miss Piggy use for a douche
Hog wash... - Who's the quadriplegic under the car
Jack... - What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a jockstrap
One's a dictator and the other's a dicktoter... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed Polish seamstress
who couldn't menstruate... - What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots
American pilots break ground and fly into the wind... - What do you call E.T
with no morals? E.Z... - Hear about the gay judges who tried each
other... - What were the first words Adam said to Eve?
"Stand back
I don't know how big this thing's gonna get.... - Save the whales, eagles, and dolphins...
If you save enough
you can trade them in for lawn furniture...
