What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
With a school bus, all the little pricks are on the inside....
What does Miss Piggy use for a douche? Hog wash.
Who's the quadriplegic under the car? Jack.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a jockstrap?
One's a dictator and the other's a dicktoter....
Did you hear about the cross-eyed Polish seamstress who couldn't menstruate?
What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
American pilots break ground and fly into the wind....
What do you call E.T. with no morals? E.Z.
Hear about the gay judges who tried each other?
What were the first words Adam said to Eve? "Stand back!
I don't know how big this thing's gonna get....
Save the whales, eagles, and dolphins... If you save enough, you can trade them in for lawn furniture.