- What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
With a school bus, all the little pricks are on the inside.... - What does Miss Piggy use for a douche? Hog wash.
- Who's the quadriplegic under the car? Jack.
- What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and a jockstrap?
One's a dictator and the other's a dicktoter.... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed Polish seamstress who couldn't menstruate?
- What's the difference between American Pilots and Iraqi Pilots?
American pilots break ground and fly into the wind.... - What do you call E.T. with no morals? E.Z.
- Hear about the gay judges who tried each other?
- What were the first words Adam said to Eve?
"Stand back!
I don't know how big this thing's gonna get.... - Save the whales, eagles, and dolphins... If you save enough, you can trade them in for lawn furniture.
