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• China has Gun Control !
• Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
• The house has a wall to wall carpet and back to wall payment.
• Did you hear about Robin Hood's house? It has a little John.
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
  A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with....
• Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
  A: He was doing great until business fell off....
• And why should you never trust the Chinese? Any country with a population of over 1 BILLION people that claims that ping-pong is their favorite indoor sport has GOT to lie about other things.
  What do you call an Oriental person on Quaaludes?...
• China has a growing rabid dog problem, it's reported.
  Wow! And think how many Pekinese there are there....