- Define "pizza." An abortion on
toast... - Hear about the new Italian steel-belted radial tires?
Dago forward, dago backward, and when dago flat, dago... - Why is a vagina like a coffin?
It can only handle one stiff at a time... - What's this?
(Open your mouth wide and stick out your tongue.) ... - What does a lesbian get every 28 days?
A free meal... - What do cannibals call unborn babies?
Hors d'oeuvres... - 1st Pole: "Oh, no! The cops are following us. Are their flashers on?" 2nd Pole:
"Yep ...nope...yep...nope..... - What do you call a skinny Protestant?
A WISP... - How does an Aftican-American fairy tale start?
"You muthafuckers ain't gonna believe this shit...... - What do Mexicans call K-Mart shopping carts?
Baby buggies...
