What's the sticky white stuff in women's panties? Clitty litter.
Define "pizza." An abortion on toast.
Hear about the new Italian steel-belted radial tires?
Dago forward, dago backward, and when dago flat, dago wop, wop, wop....
Why is a vagina like a coffin? It can only handle one stiff at a time.
What's this? (Open your mouth wide and stick out your tongue.) Blow-jobber's cramp.
What does a lesbian get every 28 days? A free meal.
What do cannibals call unborn babies? Hors d'oeuvres.
1st Pole: "Oh, no! The cops are following us. Are their flashers on?
2nd Pole: "Yep ...nope...yep...nope......
What do you call a skinny Protestant? A WISP.
How does an Aftican-American fairy tale start? "You muthafuckers ain't gonna believe this shit.