Why do women have pussies? So men will talk to them.
What's red and white and screams? A baby having an epileptic fit on a bed of nails.
How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and the other to shoot the witness....
What do you call an African-American hooker with braces on her teeth?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker....
What happens when a Vulcan woman's tampon fails? She gets Toxic Spock Syndrome.
What's grosser than gross? Feeling your grandpa get a hard-on while you're sitting on his lap.
What's smaller than a teeny-weeny flea? A flea's teeny weenie.
What's a Puerto Rican limousine? A garbage truck with Mercedes hubcaps.
Hear about the guy with the four-inch dick? Some women like it, but others complain it's just too wide.
How do you make an African-American nervous? Take him to an auction.