- Hear about the new line of appliances for gays?
They're called kitchen AIDS... - What's grosser than gross?
Siamese twins attached at the mouth and one throws... - What do Greeks wear to weddings?
Formal fish nets... - Why aren't there any African-American nuns?
Because they find it difficult to say Superior after... - What's the difference between Rock Hudson and George Bush?
George's aides haven't killed him, yet... - What do you call an Irish prostitute?
A pig in a blanket... - Hear about the Pole who bought a Trans-Am?
It took him a month to realize he could drive at night... - What do you call someone with no arms or legs lying
out in the sun? Ray... - Hear about the blind skunk...
who tried to rape a fart... - Why do women have pussies?
So men will talk to them...
