Did you hear about the Polish guy who ate pussy? He spit out the kittens after he was done.
Related:
- Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them.... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
- Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap.... - Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
He embezzled the accounts payable ...... - Did you here about the Ethiopian who fell into the alligator pond?
He ate three before they got him out ...... - Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
- Q: Hear about the guy that was half German and half Polish?
A: He hated Jews but couldn't figure out why!... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse.... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
