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• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who failed as a tree surgeon?
  A: He couldn't stand the sight of sap....
• Did you hear about the accountant who was half Jewish, and half Polish?
  He embezzled the accounts payable ......
• Did you here about the Ethiopian who fell into the alligator pond?
  He ate three before they got him out ......
• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Q: Hear about the guy that was half German and half Polish?
  A: He hated Jews but couldn't figure out why!...
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who couldn't spell?
  A: Every payday he spends all night at a warehouse....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish assassin who was sent to blow up a car?
  A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....