What did the potato chip say to the battery? "If you're Eveready, I'm Frito-lay."
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- Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery? A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
- The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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12/15/92
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How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.... - An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey.... - The Story Of Yam:
You know that all potatoes have eyes.
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one, a real sweet Potato, whom they called 'Yam.... - M E M O R A N D U M
DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE
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All male employees: FROM: Internal Revenue Service RE... - What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
- What did the baby light bulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts.
- Ever since I was a young boy, Megabogue
I've sprayed phones in the mall.
Brick Wall Painter" From Footscray to Beaumaris Pommy I must have sprayed them all.... - I forget so easy..., hm ?, what did I say ?
