Woman: "Help, Help, An Irishman Tried To Rape Me!" Cop
Woman: "Help, help, an Irishman tried to rape me!"
Cop: "How do you know he was Irish?"
Woman: "I had to help him."
A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
So this woman is at a supermarket and she sees the boxboy while going through the checkout line and she's hot for him.
She's got to figure out how to let him know. Aha....
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with....
Once upon a time, there was a village. The people in the village were extremely conservative.
No one talked about sex. Newlyweds had to figure out how to do such business on their own because no one ever talked about it in their lifetime....
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills.
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs....
Birth Control at 72? An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.
When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth-control pills....