What Did One Ball Say To The Other? "Why Should We Hang?
What did one ball say to the other? "Why should we hang? It was Peter that did all the shooting."
Q: What did one nut say to another nut? A: Why are we hanging here when it was Dick that did all the shooting?
What do Jews and pizza have in common? They both bake well in ovens!...
Two construction workers were working on the 58th floor of a new high-rise.
One of them looked at the other and said, "I'll be right back - I have to go take a piss....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
Classic Quotes "I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll never find anyone like me again.
I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?...
A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you....
One girl to another: Hey look a One Eyed Spitting Snake!
The other Girl: Reminds me of when I was a little Girl....
Q: What did one fly say to the other? A: "Pardon me, is this stool taken?
he eyes What did one eye say to the other? There's something between us that smells.
it's following us What did one toe say to the other?
Don't look now, but there's a heel following us....