What did one ball say to the other? "Why should we hang? It was Peter that did all the shooting."
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- Q: What did one nut say to another nut?
A: Why are we hanging here when it was Dick that did all the shooting?
What do Jews and pizza have in common? They both bake well in ovens!... - Two construction workers were working on the 58th floor of a new high-rise.
One of them looked at the other and said, "I'll be right back - I have to go take a piss.... - 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q... - Classic Quotes
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, You'll
never find anyone like me again.
I'm thinking, I should hope not. If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?... - A man dies and approaches the pearly gates where he encounters St.
Peter. "Ah", says St. Peter, "we've been expecting you.... - One girl to another: Hey look a One Eyed Spitting Snake!
The other Girl: Reminds me of when I was a little Girl.... - Q: What did one fly say to the other? A: "Pardon me, is this stool taken?
- he eyes What did one eye say to the other? There's something between us that smells.
- it's following us
What did one toe say to the other?
Don't look now, but there's a heel following us....
