- Q: Why is the camel called "the ship of the desert?"
A:
It's full of Arab semen... - Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a gorilla?
A: A Hairy Reasoner... - Q: Where do you find a Turtle with no legs?
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Right where you left him... - Q: Hear about the guy who named his dog Herpes?
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He heals once a month... - Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?
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About four drinks... - Q: What's the difference between Beernuts and deer nuts?
A: Beernuts cost around thirty five cents, deer nuts... - Q: What's the difference between a moose and Lawrence Welk's orchestra?
A: On a moose, the horns are in front and the asshole... - Q: How are a woman and a cow patty alike?
A: The older they get,
the easier they are to pick up... - Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch... - Q: What's the difference between chicken and meat?
A:
If you beat your chicken it would...
