- Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard... - Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
A: He was doing great until business fell off... - Q: Why was a time-out called in the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner... - Q: How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope... - Q: How can you tell when a leper poker game is over?
A: When someone throws his hand in... - Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test?
A:
He left his foot on the gas... - Q: What's small, green, and falls apart?
A:
A leperchaun... - Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A:
"Keep the tip... - Q: What do you call a girl with one leg?
A:
Eileen... - Q: What do you call a man with no arms and legs sitting
in your mailbox? A:...
