- Q: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?
A: "Evening ladies... - Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
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Neither has he... - Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident?
A: He's all right now... - Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow?
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Because her dog is blind too... - Q: How did Helen Keller burn her cheek?
A: She answered the iron.
Q: How did she burn the other cheek? A: The guy called... - Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf... - Q: How do you drive Helen Keller crazy?
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Lock her in a room with stucco walls... - Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
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She tried to read the waffle iron... - Q: How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth?
A: By the Gleam in her eye... - Q: How was Helen Keller punished by her parents?
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They put Saran-wrap over the...
