- Q: What's the difference between Jews and pizzas?
A:
Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven... - Q: What is a Jewish dilemma?
A:
Free ham... - Q: Did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcisions?
A: He only took tips... - Q: How many Jews can you fit in a VW?
A: Two in the front,
two in the back, and ten thousand in the ash tray... - Q: How can you tell when a JAP has an orgasm?
A:
She drops her nail file... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?
A: Someone who rings your doorbell for absolutely no... - Q: How come no one ever came up with any jokes about the Jonestown incident?
A: The punchlines were too long... - Q: What do the Pope and 7-UP have in common?
A: "Never had it,
never will... - Q: Why didn't Jesus get into college?
A:
He got hung up on his boards... - Q: What do you call a Nun with a sex change?
A: A...
