Q: Hear About The Guy Who Named His Dog Herpes? A: He Heals Once A Month.
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Q: Hear about the guy who named his dog Herpes?
A: He heals once a month.
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....
Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Hear about the Pole who bought a Trans-Am? It took him a month to realize he could drive at night.
Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
Did you hear about the aggie that shot his dog? He heard that his best friend was screwing his wife!
Hear about the horny guy who ordered two martinis? he drank one and poured the other on his hand, because he wanted to get his date drunk.
Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
A: He was doing great until business fell off....