- Q: What do you call a quadriplegic at the beach?
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Sandy... - Q: What do you call a leper in your bathtub?
A: Stew... - Q: How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
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Marry her... - Q: What happens to a Jewish man when he walks into a wall with a full erection?
A: He breaks his nose... - Q: How can you tell if a dirty old man is Jewish?
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He says, "Hey little girl, wanna buy a piece of candy... - Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno movie?
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It called, "Debbie Does Nothing... - Q: Do you know the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry... - Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew?
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"Trust me"... - Q: How do you cure a Jewish woman of nymphomania?
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Marry... - Q: What's a JAP's idea of perfect sex?
A:
Mutual headaches...
