- Q: What do you do when a female leper bats her eyes at you?
A: Catch 'em and yell "You're OUT... - Q: Why did the leper fail his driving test.
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He left his foot on the gas... - Q: Why is one of Helen Keller's legs yellow?
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Because her dog is blind too... - Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident?
A: He's all right now... - Q: What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?
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Hop in... - Q: What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?
A: Take him for a drag... - Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Ground beef... - Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Who cares?
He won't come anyway... - Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis?
A: Partially disabled... - Q: What do you call a one-legged Mongoloid who's Polish?
A: "A Polaroid one-step...
