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  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog....
• Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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  A: A large pizza can feed a family of four......
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  A: NO FEE - If No Recovery!!!...
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