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• What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a JAP?
  Nothing. There are some things even a gorilla won't do....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM? A: A computer system that never goes down.
• What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
  A computer that never goes down on you....
• Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer? A: A fucking know-it-all.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....