- Q: What do you call a woman with a wooden
leg? A:... - Q: What do you call two guys hanging from the wall?
A: Curt and... - Q: What do you call a man with no
legs? A:... - Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on your doorstep?
A: Matt... - Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in your pool?
A: Bob... - Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in a hole?
A: Phil... - Q: What do you call a quadriplegic on your wall?
A: Art... - Q: What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel... - Q: What do you call a quadriplegic going over a fence?
A: Homer... - Q: What do you call a quadriplegic who's just been run over by a car?
A: Patty...
