- Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow... - Q: What's the last thing that goes through an insect's mind when it hits the
windshield at 55 mph?
A: Its asshole... - Q: What has a hundred balls, and fucks rabbits?
A:
A shotgun... - Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls... - Q: Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs?
A:
They don't want anyone to know they've been fucking... - Q: Where are an elephants sex organs?
A: In his feet,
if he steps on you, your fucked... - Q: What's the black stuff between an Elephant's toes?
A: Slow natives... - Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A:
Because seven inches would look silly on an elephant... - Q: What do elephants and Timex watches have in common?
A: They both come in quartz... - Q: Why is the camel called "the ship of the desert?"
A:
It's full of Arab semen...
