- Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night... - Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch... - Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M?
A: A cock that won't melt in your hand... - Q: Why don't chickens wear underwear?
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Because their peckers are on their face... - Q: Why did the chicken cross the basket ball court?
A: Because it heard that the referee was blowing fouls... - Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
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He had a chicken stapled to his face... - Q: What's the difference between hookers and roosters?
A: One says "Cock-a-doodle-doo", the other says "Any... - Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
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Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you... - Q: What does D.A.M. stand for?
A: Mothers Against Dyslexia
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What does D.D.A.M. stand for? A: Drunk Drivers Against... - Q: What do you do when a female leper bats her eyes at you?
A: Catch 'em and yell "You're OUT...
