- Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: "Approximately 1... - Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight... - Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray... - Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10,0000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution... - Q: How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent... - Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None; people who glow in the dark don't need light...
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