- Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's definition of natural childbirth?
A: No makeup... - Q: How was copper wire invented?
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Two Jews found the same penny... - Q: What's green and hates Jews?
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Snotzies... - Q: What happens if a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose... - Q: Why do Jews have such big noses?
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Air is free... - Q: What is a popular Jewish wine?
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"I wanna go to Miami..."... - Q: What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
A: Reservations... - Q: What's the difference between JAPs and sharks?
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JAPs don't eat seemen (sea-men)... - Q: Did you hear about the new Firestein automobile tires?
A: They stop on a dime, and then pick it up... - Q: What's the difference between Jews and Canoes?
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Canoes tip...
