- Q: You know what they did to Helen when she was REALLY bad?
A: Left the plunger in the toilet... - Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff?
A: She screamed her fingers off... - Q: Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
A: One to do the work and the other to moan with... - Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?
A:
Trying to read her own lips... - Q: What was Helen Keller's dog's name?
A:
Huuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmth... - Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room... - Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she used bad words?
A: They washed her hands out with soap... - Q: What has a hundred thousand legs and still can't walk?
A: Jerry's kids... - Q: What's the most difficult thing about eating vegetables?
A: Getting them out of the wheelchair... - Q: How can you spot the blind guy in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard...
