- Q: What's the difference between death and taxes?
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Congress can't make death any worse than it is... - Q: What is the similarity between hemorrhoids and cowboy hats
A: Sooner or later, every asshole has one... - Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy
A: "I don't know, and I don't care.... - Q: Hear about the new television show about yuppies in Alaska
A: It's called "WD-30something... - Q: How can you tell if a kid is a loser?
A: The kid is kidnapped
and they put his picture on a MILK DUDS carton... - Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common
A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons... - Q: What do 40 battered women have in common?
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They don't listen... - Q: What's the difference between the Panama canal and Miss America
A: The Panama canal is a busy ditch... - Q: Why don't U.S. senators ever use bookmarks?
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They like their pages bent... - Q: What does a baby diaper and your boss have in common
A: They are both all over your ass and usually full...
