- Q: What is the similarity between hemorrhoids and cowboy hats?
A: Sooner or later, every asshole has one... - Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: "I don't know, and I don't care... - Q: Hear about the new television show about yuppies in Alaska?
A: It's called "WD... - Q: How can you tell if a kid is a loser?
A: The kid is kidnapped,
and they put his picture on a MILK DUDS carton... - Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons... - Q: What do 40 battered women have in common?
A:
They don't listen... - Q: What's the difference between the Panama canal and Miss America?
A: The Panama canal is a busy ditch... - Q: Why don't U.S. senators ever use bookmarks?
A:
They like their pages bent... - Q: What does a baby diaper and your boss have in common?
A: They are both all over your ass and usually full... - Q: How do you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish?
A:
Give her a couple "test-tickles"...
