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• Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Lots of room.
• Q: What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinocerus? A: Elephino.
• There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.
  For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephantÕs tail, really hard....
• Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant? A: Wipe it off!
• Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra.
  A: Elephant zebra sin theta. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber....
• We walk on like an elephant and back off like a giraffe.
• Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
• Q: What do you do with a legless dog? A: Take him for a drag.
• Q: How do you get an elephant into a telephone booth? A: Open the door.