Q: How Can You Tell When An Elephant's Got Her Period?
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Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing.
Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage? A: Your Hefty bags are missing.
Q: How do you know when your sister is on her period? A: Your father's dick tastes funny.
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? A: When you open her legs the lights go on.
Q: How can you tell a Polish woman is on her period? A: She's only wearing 1 sock
How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
You will have to wait 22 months....
How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? When you open her legs the lights go o
Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his....
Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly? A
When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!...
How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period? She's only wearing one sock.