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• Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
• Q: Why does an elephant have 4 feet? A: Because 8 inches isn't enough
• Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.
• Why does a duck have flat feet? To stamp out fire in the woods.
  Why does an elephant have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks....
• Why would anyone hire an elephant? Because they like to work for peanuts.
• Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
• Q: Why does it take a turkey less time than an elephant to get ready for a trip?
  A: Because he only takes his comb, and the elephant takes a trunk....
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• Q: What does an elephant use for a vibrator? A: An epileptic.