- Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:
How do you breath through that thing... - Q: What do elephants use for a
tampons? A:... - Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
A: Beef... - Q: What do you call a cow with and
abortion? A:... - Q: How do you know when an elephant's been fucking in your garage?
A: Your Hefty bags are missing... - Q: What is COYOTE UGLY?
A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly,
that you chew your arm off, rather than risk waking... - Q: Where do they get virgin wool?
A:
Ugly sheep... - Q: What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?
A: Finding half a worm... - Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces... - Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A:
Because they can...
