- This girl in the middle teens has a lisping problem so she visits a doctor.
Beginning the examination, the doctor puts on his stethoscope and says,
"Big breath.... - A Senator dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. There is a long line there
so the Senator goes to the head of the line and says, "I'm Senator
Blamsphey.
Saint Peter looks at him and say... - Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.... - Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Docto
You've had an accident involving a train.
Patie... - Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I
tell first?
Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.
Docto... - Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Nurse
What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not
important now!... - Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, don't do that.
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- Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again.
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- An young man, on his first visit to a big city decides to go visit
the local whore house.
A little while later he starts to feel sick.
He goes to see a doctor of internal medicine.... - A woman goes to a doctor with a problem.
She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very
hesitant about describing her problem.
Eventually the doctor
manages to discover that she...
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