This girl in the middle teens has a lisping problem so she visits a doctor.
Beginning the examination, the doctor puts on his stethoscope and says, "Big breath....
A Senator dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. There is a long line there so the Senator goes to the head of the line and says, "I'm Senator Blamsphey.
Saint Peter looks at him and say...
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first....
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Docto
You've had an accident involving a train. Patie...
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse
What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!...
Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, don't do that. ==
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again. ==
An young man, on his first visit to a big city decides to go visit the local whore house.
A little while later he starts to feel sick. He goes to see a doctor of internal medicine....
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She's sat on the chair next to the doctor, and she's very hesitant about describing her problem.
Eventually the doctor manages to discover that she...