Doctor: Does It Hurt When You Do This? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, Don't Do That. ==
Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?
Doctor: Well, don't do that.
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again. ==
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions....
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away....
At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over.
"What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts....
Two young lawyers decide to get married. They go off on their honey moon and when asked by their friends how it was, they smile and say it was nice.
When pressed about how it was for them "their first time" they both get a puzzled look on their face....
A girl went to her doctor and asked, "Doctor, is it possible to get pregnant through anal intercourse?
The doctor replied, "Yes, my dear, where do you think lawyers come from?...
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it", the doctor asks?...