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A young mother had just given birth to a new born baby, the nurse was just congratulating her, when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand.
The mother looked startled. The doc...
A blond guy visits the hospital. "I want to be castrated!
he demands cheerfully. "Are you sure about this?...
Two gynecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what cases they have had the past year.
1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons. 2: Incredible, so big...
A twin is born. Mother happy. Father happy. Mothe
Just look at them lovely babies..." Father takes one by the head, and the little neckie breaks....
An elderly couple went into a doctor. They told the doctor "We're having some trouble with our sex life.
Could you watch and offer some suggestions?" The doctor replied, "I'm not a sex therapi...
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-That depends on whether it has health insurance....
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her.
She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experienci...
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin.
Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen....
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BAS...

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