Not long ago, a teaching hospital installed a computer to interview patients visiting its Gynecology department.
Apparently several of the programmers were not familiar with Medicine. One of the...
It is said that the Limbic system of the brain controls the four F
Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproduction. ==...
Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk.
He'd been transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival....
Laws of the House of God I GOMERS(*) DON'T DIE.
II GOMERS GO TO GROUND. III AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE....
In "Pissing in the Snow: Ozark Mountain Folktales", Vance Randolph tells of a wizened old country doctor who could treat anything.
Well it seems one time, one of the mountain folk came into his o...
There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method
-General Practitioners know nothing and do little. -Surgeons know little and do ev...
Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out.
Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen....
After much soul-searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.
When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to und...
This lady has delivered a baby but unfortunately her husband was out on a business tour.
When he returned, he rushed to the hospital to see the baby....