- Not long ago, a teaching hospital installed a computer to interview
patients visiting its Gynecology department.
Apparently several of the
programmers were not familiar with Medicine. One of the...
- It is said that the Limbic system of the brain controls the four F
Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproduction.
- Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk.
transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival....
- Laws of the House of God
I GOMERS(*) DON'T DIE.
II GOMERS GO TO GROUND.
III AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST
PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE....
- In "Pissing in the Snow: Ozark Mountain Folktales", Vance Randolph tells
of a wizened old country doctor who could treat anything.
Well it seems
one time, one of the mountain folk came into his o...
- There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be
differentiated by the following method
-General Practitioners know nothing and do little.
-Surgeons know little and do ev...
- Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked
her to go out.
Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this
- After much soul-searching and having determined the husband was infertile,
the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination.
woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to und...
- This lady has delivered a baby but unfortunately her husband was out on a
When he returned, he rushed to the hospital to see the baby....
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