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Medical
- It is said that the Limbic system of the brain controls the four Fs:
Feeding, Fighting, Fleeing, and Reproduction.
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- It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of
the war,
the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's...
- Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk.
He'd been
transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital)...
- Laws of the House of God
I GOMERS(*) DON'T DIE.
II GOMERS GO TO GROUND.
III AT A CARDIAC...
- In "Pissing in the Snow: Ozark Mountain Folktales",
Vance Randolph tells
of a wizened old country doctor...
- There are several kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be
differentiated by the following method:
General Practitioners know nothing and do little.
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- Everywhere this lady went nobody wanted to talk to her,
no one ever asked
her to go out. Guys came up to...
- After much soul-searching and having determined the husband was infertile,
the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination...
- This lady has delivered a baby but unfortunately her husband was out on a
business tour.
When he returned, he rushed to the hospital to see...
- This German guy wants to marry this Polish lady, but Poland has a law that
you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish,
so, in other
words, he'd have to have 50% of his...
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