- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms,
how long had they been occurring, etc....
- While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the
To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to
replace the missing ball with an onion....
- In my hometown a well known rich businessman's wife broke her
The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the
- A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has
- Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to
begin working on her, she grabs his balls.
The dentist says, "Madam,
I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woma...
- A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery.
As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet,
and then leaves....
- Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table
you've ruined this month!"
- An 80 year woman married an 85 year old man. After about 6
months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went
to her doctor.
The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations
Mrs. Jones, y...
- There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles
He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet
and asked him to look after things while he was gone....
- In recent discussions on today's serious diseases, one of the most serious
has been neglected
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