- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms,
how long had they been occurring, etc.... - While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the
man's balls.
To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to
replace the missing ball with an onion.... - In my hometown a well known rich businessman's wife broke her
hip.
The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the
operation.... - A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.
This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has
any questions.... - Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to
begin working on her, she grabs his balls.
The dentist says, "Madam,
I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woma... - A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery.
As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet,
and then leaves.... - Doctor, don't cut so deep. That's the third operating table
you've ruined this month!"
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- An 80 year woman married an 85 year old man. After about 6
months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went
to her doctor.
The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations
Mrs. Jones, y... - There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles
around.
He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet
and asked him to look after things while he was gone.... - In recent discussions on today's serious diseases, one of the most serious
has been neglected
anneurisms....
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