Gynecologist to doctor: I've been feeling low lately, Doc. ==
Bill hadn't been feeling very well lately, so he went to see his doctor.
After running several tests, the doctor had the bad fortune of telling Bill the results....
Old Doctors never die, they just loose their patience.
Old lawyers never die, they just threaten their doctor with malpractice. ==...
One woman says to another: "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet!
I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!" The other woman replie...
Or perhaps you know Joan Rivers' gynecologist? Every Time you go to his office he says, "Dr.
Schwartz, at your cervix. I'm dilated to meet you!" ==...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away....
Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." ==
Jokes about Kenneth Clarke, when U.K. Secretary of State for Health
What do you call a man who ignores doctors' advice?...
I stole a pad from a doctor's office and forged a really strong prescription for myself.
He was an ophthalmologist. You wouldn't believe the colors! ==...
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $...