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Medical
- Bill hadn't been feeling very well lately, so he went to see his doctor.
After running several tests, the doctor had the bad...
- Old Doctors never die, they just loose their patience.
Old lawyers never die, they just threaten their doctor...
- One woman says to another: "I can't understand why you haven't gone to
see that new gynecologist yet!
I mean he's so young and handsome! And
your gynecologist...
- Or perhaps you know Joan Rivers' gynecologist? Every Time you go to his
office he says,
"Dr. Schwartz, at your cervix. I'm dilated to meet...
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away...
- Captain, how soon can we land?"
"I can't tell."
"You can tell me;
I'm a doctor."
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- Jokes about Kenneth Clarke, when U.K. Secretary of State for
Health:
What do you call a man who ignores doctors' advice...
- I stole a pad from a doctor's office and forged a really strong
prescription for myself.
He was an ophthalmologist. You wouldn't
believe...
- A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber.
The plumber
arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious...
- A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30.
He is
persuaded to have a medical exam first.
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