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Medical
- You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought
he had twins."
"You're so ugly that when you were born,
the doctor spanked your mom."
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- Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because...
- Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
And everywhere that Mary went
Gynecologists surrounded.
When Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were surprised...
- This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has
the thing done.
A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his...
- Why do doctors spank new-borns?
So the balls fall off the dumb ones!
...
- A woman goes to the hospital to visit a girlfriend who is about to
have a heart transplant.
She's worried about the friend so she asks
the doctor...
- Patient: "Doctor, there's a tulip growing from my ears."
Doctor:
"That's the strangest thing I have ever heard."
Patient...
- This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often...
- A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors
searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you
lost something?"...
- Comedian's monologue:
Some of you women have been afraid to get breast augmentations.
There are
problems with the surgery, the risk of...
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