You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor turned you over and thought he had twins.
"You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor spanked your mom." ==...
Did you hear? Ray Charles was involved in a car accident last Friday.
Ray, in shock, was taken to the hospital. Because of severe injuries, the left leg had to be amputated....
Mary had a little lamb The doctors were astounded And everywhere that Mary went Gynecologists surrounded.
When Mary had a little lamb, The doctors were surprised; When Old MacDonald had...
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done.
A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old buddies about it....
Why do doctors spank new-borns? So the balls fall off the dumb ones! ==
A woman goes to the hospital to visit a girlfriend who is about to have a heart transplant.
She's worried about the friend so she asks the docto...
Patient: "Doctor, there's a tulip growing from my ears.
Doctor: "That's the strangest thing I have ever heard....
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?...
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?" "No," replied one of the doctors. "W...