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Medical
- Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hold the light bulb, and two to pull...
- The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes,
I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
...
- A notorious hypochondriac who had established himself as the like and soul
of most dinner parties with outlandish descriptions of various ailments,
sat through one evening scarcely saying a word....
- A Cold is both positive and negative; sometimes the eyes have it,
sometimes the nose.
...
- A patient suffering from insomnia was told by her doctor to be sure
that she never went to bed on an empty stomach,
but always had something to
eat first.
"But...
- A recently graduated GP prescribed some suppositories for one of his less
erudite patients,
telling him to insert one in his rectum each morning...
- What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling
in her compartment.
"I'm a naval surgeon," he replied.
"Goodness!"...
- The resident began his examination of an Elderly man by asking him
what brought him to the hospital.
The man replied, "An ambulance."
...
- You've heard the definition of a drug: any substance which,
when
injected into a laboratory animal, produces...
- Not long ago, a teaching hospital installed a computer to interview
patients visiting its Gynecology department.
Apparently several of the
programmers were not familiar...
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