- One day John's tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in and
see a doctor
When he got to the doctor's office the nurse told him... - Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: Three. One to hold the light bulb, and two to pull... - The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks
And did he?" "Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the... - A notorious hypochondriac who had established himself as the like and soul
of most dinner parties with outlandish descriptions of various ailments
sat through one evening scarcely saying a word.... - A Cold is both positive and negative; sometimes the eyes have it
sometimes the nose. ... - A patient suffering from insomnia was told by her doctor to be sure
that she never went to bed on an empty stomach
but always had something to eat first. "But... - A recently graduated GP prescribed some suppositories for one of his less
erudite patients
telling him to insert one in his rectum each morning... - What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling
in her compartment
I'm a naval surgeon," he replied. "Goodness!"... - The resident began his examination of an Elderly man by asking him
what brought him to the hospital
The man replied, "An ambulance." ... - You've heard the definition of a drug: any substance which
when injected into a laboratory animal, produces...
