Doctor: Have You Ever Had This Before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, You've Got It Again. ==
Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Doctor: Well, you've got it again.
Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, don't do that. ==
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Docto
You've had an accident involving a train. Patie...
DOCTOR: I've got some bad news and I've got some really bad news.
PATIENT: Give me the bad news first. DOCTOR: Well, you have about twenty-four hours to live I'm afraid....
Patient: "Doctor, there's a tulip growing from my ears.
Doctor: "That's the strangest thing I have ever heard....
During a routine physical, a doctor tells his patient to drop his pants.
After the exam, the doctor says to the man, "You have the filthiest balls I've ever seen!...
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first....
Unknown A visiting dignitary from Saudi Arabia had a bad headache.
Upon being examined by the doctor, it was discovered he had a brain tumor....
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it?...