Doctor: I Have Some Good News And I Have Some Bad News, Which Shall I Tell First?

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Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I
tell first?
Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.
Doctor: All Right. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped,
your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you
have AIDS."
Patient: Good grief! What's the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.