Doctor: We Need To Get These People To A Hospital! Nurse
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not
Dr: We need to get these people to a hospital! Elaine
What is it? Dr: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!...
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away....
Patient, Planter, What's The Difference? A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal.
For a week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff, shouting orders and demanding attention, complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the weather....
There was a big party going on in the local mental hospital.
It was a big event, and one of the local doctors had been invited to tour the grounds during the festival....
Frequently-Asked Questions About Health Care By David Lubar Q.
What does HMO stand for? A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of 3 possible operations.
The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again....
This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....