Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big.
So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unusual....
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems....
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells her to go behind the screen and disrobe....
This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
She tells her husband who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be exami...
Seems a mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute).
In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing....
There was this doctor that always went to the country club and ordered an almond daiquiri.
It was his standard. Anyway, one day the bartender was out of almonds so he substituted something else....
A man went to a doctor. Some say he went there to have an operation to become Polish
others say he wanted to become an Aggie...
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain....
Fred walks into a psychiatrists office one day and says to the psychiatrist, "Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me.
It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee." The docto...