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Medical
- Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.
The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm...
- A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem.
I'll have to take my clothes off to show you."
...
- This young couple had only been married for about two weeks when the
wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest.
She tells her husband
who suggests that she goes...
- Seems a mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend
of his (also a mute).
In sign language, he inquired how his friend had
...
- There was a pediatrician--who shall remain nameless-
who, though he was a
good doctor, was heartily disliked...
- There was this doctor that always went to the country club and ordered an
almond daiquiri.
It was his standard. Anyway, one day the bartender...
- A man went to a doctor. Some say he went there to have an operation to
become Polish;
others say he wanted to become an Aggie; there's yet...
- Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel.
Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where...
- Fred walks into a psychiatrists office one day and says to the psychiatrist,
"Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me. ...
- A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true,
the woman
wanted to know, that the medication the...
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