- A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true
the woman wanted to know, that the medication the... - There once was a poor lad named Timmy who had the misfortune of being
born with only a head
no arms, no legs, nothing but a head. Now Timmy... - When The Shoe's On The Other Foot
by Art Buchwald
It had to happen sooner or later
Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room... - Patient to eye-doctor: "I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation
doctor. What are the chances? " Eye-doctor to... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing)
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late
for work
His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him... - Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an
art dealer in New York City
making tons of money and everything. He was 30 and... - Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the woods
Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region... - A WASP was driving his car at Sonoma County, where is a large mental
hospital
he realizes that one of the tires of his car is flat... - At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining
weight
so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one...
