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Medical
- There once was a poor lad named Timmy who had the misfortune of being
born with only a head -
no arms, no legs, nothing but a head.
Now Timmy...
- When The Shoe's On The Other Foot
by Art Buchwald
It had to happen sooner or later.
Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the
emergency room...
- Patient to eye-doctor: "I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation,
doctor. What are the chances? "
Eye-doctor to...
- While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing),
I've been paying
the bills doing medical transcription...
- Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late
for work.
His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him...
- Well, there was this guy who'd been living a really great life as an
art dealer in New York City,
making tons of money and everything. He was
30 and...
- Lawyer: Did you say the plaintiff was shot in the woods?
Doctor: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region...
- A WASP was driving his car at Sonoma County, where is a large mental
hospital,
he realizes that one of the tires of his car is flat...
- At a mental hospital the staff found some of the patients were gaining
weight,
so they were put on a diet of a glass of Tab and one...
- A coffin was being moved when it fell on a wagon, and started down the hill.
One of the morticians started chasing it, as it rolled...
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