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Medical
- A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem...
- There are three Jewish mothers bragging about their sons.
The first one
says "My son is very successful. He...
- HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged
farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the...
- There was two businessmen, whose names happened to be Mr Turtle and Mr
Carrot,
and one day as they were coming back from lunch Mr...
- One night in the pub, the publican is lamenting the fact that business
is so quiet on Mondays,
Tuesdays and Wednesdays. As he moans to some of the...
- A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients
behaving rather strangely.
The first man is sitting on the edge of his
bed clutching...
- An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why
she was there,
she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills...
- One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his
wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns
over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman...
- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about...
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