The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.
But I would like for you to know that I had mentio...
A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem....
There are three Jewish mothers bragging about their sons.
The first one says "My son is very successful. He is the best lawyer in New York City....
HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..." "Never mind the past....
One night in the pub, the publican is lamenting the fact that business is so quiet on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
As he moans to some of the regulars a stranger, dressed in a tweed jacket a...
A doctor on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients behaving rather strangely.
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills.
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appoi...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woma...