There Was A Young Fellow Named Goody Who Claimed That He Wouldn't, But Would He?
There was a young fellow named Goody
Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude
With a gal in the mood,
The question's not would he but could he?
42 There was a young fellow named Goody Who claimed that he wouldn't, but would he?
If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood The question's not woody but could he?...
There was a young fellow named Gluck Who found himself shit out of luck.
Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck....
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
14 There was a young fellow from Cal., In bed with a passionate gal.
He leapt from the bed, To the toilet he sped...
137 There was a young lady of Bude Who walked down the street in the nude.
A bobby said, "Whattum Magnificent bottom!...
There once was a poor lad named Timmy who had the misfortune of being born with only a head -- no arms, no legs, nothing but a head.
Now Timmy was a basicly happy person and he was loved and cared for by his family....
171 There was a young fellow named Harry, Had a joint that was long, huge and scary.
He pressed it on a virgin Who, without any urgin', Immeadiately spread like a fairy....
72 There was a young lad from Nahant Who was made like the Sensitve Plant.
When asked, "Do you fuck?" He replied, "No such luck....
Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.