There Was A Young Fellow Named Goody Who Claimed That He Wouldn't, But Would He?

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  If he found himself nude With a gal in the mood The question's not woody but could he?...
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  Though he petted and wooed, When he tried to get screwed He found virgins just don't give a fuck....
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  A bobby said, "Whattum Magnificent bottom!...
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• Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.