A young woman got married at Chester,
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck,
He's a stunning good fuck,
For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester."
Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck,
He's a stunning good fuck,
For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester."
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Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You're in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I've had him myself down in Leicester.... - From ph@uowcsa.oz.au Mon Dec 12 20:53:34 1988
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