There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There`s somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It`s me."
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There`s somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It`s me."
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