I Wooed A Stewed Nude In Bermuda, I Was Lewd, But My God!
I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda,
I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder.
She said it was crude
To be wooed in the nude-,
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!
No, I said, "No nude Texans.
35 A reckless young lady of France Had no qualms about taking a chance
But she thought it was crude To get screwed in the nude, So she always went home with damp pants....
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.
Two yuppers were hunting in the woods. It had been a long and unproductive day.
As the hunters walked into a sunny clearing, Sven spied a beautiful, and well-endowed, coed sunbathing in the nude....
A woman asks her husband this question: "If I died, would you marry again?
"I would!" "And would you let her come into my house?...
I asked as I tickled her tit If she thought that my big thing would fit.
She said it would do So we had a good screw In the shade of the old apple tree....
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
My Girl Is So Big.... Her clit has a knee. She took off all her clothes, lied in bed, spread her legs.
.. I said to myself, "What am I doing in this lane?...