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I Wooed A Stewed Nude In Bermuda, I Was Lewd, But My God!

I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda,
I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder.
She said it was crude
To be wooed in the nude-,
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her!

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